It's not a sorority that anyone chooses to be in - every member has exchanged vows with a rotten husband.
These ladies' natal Jupiter is so beat up that it's almost like the "planet of luck" backed into a boxing ring with a prize fighter. The element that is almost certain in these dumpster fire formulas: Jupiter r/x.
Jupiter in retrograde means that the planet Jupiter was stepping ass-backward when the fatefully betrothed, listed below, were born. Jupiter reverses for about four months a year so it's common to be born under this annual phase. It all depends what happens next, i.e. what Jupiter r/x aspects. In a female's birth chart, the result could range from failed marriages and sex scandals to...the speculation that they were murdered.
When Jupiter r/x aspects Mars, Saturn South Node, Mars, Neptune or Black Moon Lilith, that's when the party should never have started. And by "party" I mean sharing space, conceiving a child, or creating an official partnership with documentation (i.e. marriage certificate) that more-or-less solidified the fate of the chart holder.
Everyone wants to take a chance at romance in a hopeful, positive way - but when disaster actually does strike - what could have been done differently? Some astrologers say that you can "fix your man."
Jupiter can still perform poorly when it's in direct motion in your natal chart (in Marilyn Monroe's case it was the Lord of her 7th that was retrograde), but here are some examples when a group of flawed natal aspects would predict a wide range of disappointments and tragedy that probably activated when the chart holder walked down the aisle.
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MIA FARROW
Husband: Older, Scandalous, Bully, Philanderer (2nd husband), Accused Narcissist (2nd), Accused Child Molester (2nd)
In 2008, Time Magazine named Mia one of The Most Influential People in the World. She received a Golden Globe for the hit movie Rosemary's Baby but is most known for her philanthropic work and being a constant inspiration to her children.
Mia was a style influencer among girls in the 60s and 70s.
Frank Sinatra famously shocked Mia with divorce papers on her movie set because she wasn't able to join him while she was busy filming "Rosemary's Baby." She stayed focused and won a Golden Globe. They would reconcile in later years. The public (10th) heard all about it. The marriage lasted two years.
At a young age, Mia contracted the polio virus (Neptune "virus"/6th). A Jupiter placement in (sidereal) houses 1, 5, or 9, says Kapiel with KRS Channel, indicates potential trouble with school. Mia had a strict, Catholic upbringing (Jupiter r/x is in her sidereal 5th house too). Her childhood seemed extreme and was marred with tragedy when her 19 year-old brother died in a plane crash. Mia, who's mother was actress Maureen O'Sullivan, best known for playing Jane in the movie Tarzan, has said in the past that children of famous people often have trouble finding satisfaction in life.
It would be long, winding, complicated road with Woody Allen (below) filled with mental anguish
Accepting director Woody Allen's hand in marriage would result in a decision that actress Mia Farrow would deeply regret. Farrow would battle Allen for years 
in court over child custody that included claims of child molestation. Allen and Farrow divorced amidst his courtship with their adopted daughter, Soon Yi, who was in high school at the time; Mia would never see her young daughter again. When Neptune aspects Jupiter r/x it can show that a husband will "disappear" and/or be involved in scandal. Jupiter in 5th - large family; Mia had a total of 15 children at one time. Similar to Camille Cosby's chart: Funny Husband, Large Family, Big Scandal
Diana, Princess of Wales
Husband: Older, Cheater, Scandal-plagued, Critical, Mysterious Endings, Oppression
JUP r/x + SAT Retrograde
Jupiter + Moon = Famous Church (South Node); Prince Charles' family governs the Church of England.
5° Leo degree: King, 6°: to be critical
retrograde planets cover two degrees
If the Lord of the 7th house (Mercury in Diana's case) and Jupiter are both retrograde, prepare for some work! Her responsibility (Saturn: "responsibility") was to provide an heir to the throne (5 degrees, children) required by an institution (Capricorn). Saturn would loom over Diana's Jupiter making the union long and depressing and one that she attempted to leave for a happy life but it was cut too short.
Diana was "stuck" (Saturn: "stuck"). Her husband was aligned with an institution (CAP) that was always in her personal space (1st house)
Prince Charles has Old Money (Saturn/old + Jupiter/2nd - lots of money)
Diana's 8th House gives even more dimension to her debilitated Jupiter and her 2nd house. This stellium (including the North Node partile to Regulus) shows a huge battle (MAR + PLUTO)- the 8th - a Death Battle. In forensic astrology, North Node is the person who is deceiving (such as when a witness misleads). But here, "royalty" (Leo 29) "deceives" and fights to the death without warning (URA "shock/surprise"). There would be an epic fight once Diana set out for independence (URA: "independence").
Princess Diana's URA Regulus: Shocking Lies in the House of Secrets (8th)
As with any chart holder, the poor aspects of Diana's Jupiter show results during transits, like the day of her death. Neptune (scandal/deception) is contacting Diana's Jupiter and the entire Stellium is retrograde. Though Jupiter is Diana's ruling planet, it still represents a partner.
Transits for August 31, 1997
Cher
Husband: Older, Cheater, Oppressive
JUP r/x 18° + Stellium + NEP + Chiron square Saturn
Jupiter at the Devil Degree (18) with Chiron: Much Pain
When they collaborated, they generated hit songs and shows.
Jupiter at 18° shows that anyone Cher marries might have a "devilish" side (18°/Devil) but at Jupiter r/x, the 19° (Libra degree) also applies: the Libra degree represent songs or music.
Once Sonny Bono got a taste of fame, he couldn't stop cheating.
Cher's natal JUP r/x squares her natal Saturn; she described her life with him as "servitude." (Saturn: "to be enslaved").
Shanann Watts
Husband: Murderer, Narcissist, Cheater
JUP r/x + Stellium + URA + MER Retrograde in 8th Chiron at ALGOL
In the case of Shanann Watts, who's husband viciously murdered her and her two daughters in August 2018, Jupiter combines with Mercury Retrograde (trine Mars/Pluto) in Shanann's natal chart essentially turning Jupiter retrograde - and only added to the powerful stellium energy. Jupiter in a conjunction to South Node ("to leave behind") can show a man who eventually wants to leave his life behind. This demented Jupiter is in quincunx to Chiron in Taurus, 2° from Algol, the demon degree or point of strangling.
Shanann was strangled while she was pregnant (8th house/Pluto pregnancy). Her 7th house ruling planet, Mars, sits next to the planet of pregnancy and Saturn (to stop). It is in the 6th house of hidden enemies. Shanann's friend (MER) as well as her neighbor would help catch her husband by using a camera (NEP "camera") to help the police investigation. Shannon documented her life story on Facebook and spoke of her 1st husband and how her first divorce was devastating. She was clearly unlucky in love.
Shannan's story would turn into a Hollywood (Sagittarius "Hollywood") script (Mercury "script") called American Murder (Sagittarius/8th "American Murder") - Sagittarius "American" - 8th, Pluto Murder
Nicole Brown Simpson
Husband: Accused Murderer, Abuser, Narcissist, Jealous Stalker, Cheater, Drug/Alcohol User
Nicole's natal Jupiter is not only retrograde, it is in Scorpio in the 8th house - a double whammy showing extra strength for that energy. It might represent a killer - but it definitely represents a jealous person.
Nicole's retrograde Jupiter directly opposes her natal Sun (r), within two degrees of the fixed star Algol which represents neck injuries associated with husband as well as lies and alcohol. She was stabbed 7x in the neck and scalp.
For females, when Jupiter aspects Algol/Taurus 26°, the Demon Degree, it can show head or neck trauma (at worst) as well as a partner who is unable to tell the truth or suffers from alcoholism - although there are additional Taurus fixed stars to watch. Affects can be 20-29° - a wide orb but this is the pattern I've seen in crime charts.
Robin Givens
Husband: Scandal-plagued, Drugs/Alcohol, Alleged Abuser
JUP r/x opposing NEP 18 (scandal/drugs/alcohol)
Robin, once called the Most Hated Woman In America, was once gifted a 24 carat gold bathtub during her marriage to boxing superstar, Mike Tyson. Their marriage was a frequent press target (including by Barbara Walters) about their volatile and abusive relationship. She was a controversial figure who, along with her mother, was accused by Tyson of preying on him and his financial status at the time. In Mike Tysons's birth chart, North Node (deception) sits close to Venus. Givens eventually admitted to cheating on Tyson.
Christie Brinkley
Husband: Cheater
JUP r/x in Gemini
Besides beauty, brains and beautiful, talented children, Christie is also a visionary in real estate (Aquarius Stellium trine JUP)
Christie's Birth Chart
(rectified as Libra Asc)
With a Jupiter Gemini or if it aspects Gemini, the husband can have an interest in young women like Christie's did or want to lead two lives. It can also show that the chart holder will have two or more husbands; Christie had three.
The lord of Christie's 7th house, Mars, is in the 2nd house of singing (Billy Joel). She would gain money through divorces (Mars trine Uranus in 10th).
Sharon Tate
Husband: Older, disappeared (often), Scandal-plagued, Arrested/Deported for Sexual Abuse of a Minor
Jupiter r/x 18° conjunct Black Moon Lilith in the 12th House
Sharon Tate was a beautiful Hollywood actress who was just starting her glamorous life with a very famous director, Roman Polanski, who was foreign (12th house “foreign”).
Saturn in Gemini (death group), hippies (11th. house) and "death shock" trine Neptune (a Cult) in a a kite formation in her transit chart the day of her death. There is also a strong 8th house influence (death)
In 1977, years after Tate had died at the hands of deranged followers of Charles Manson in 1969, Polanski would be confined (12th “confined”) to living his life in a foreign home (Cancer “home”) when he was arrested and charged for the sexual assault of a 13 year-old (Black Moon Lilith “sexual urges”). Tate would also be confined in her home when she was attacked, while her husband was in a foreign country filming. When the couple was first married, their rental home would take on the energy of 18°, the Evil Degree (Cancer 18° “evil home”). Retrograde adds one degree so Jupiter here would represent 18/19 degrees. Black Moon Lilith, the “Lolita” fixed star + Jupiter r/x in the 12th house of criminals may also represent Manson’s followers.
Camille Cosby
Husband: Serial Rapist, Narcissist, Drug Abuse
JUP r/x and Stellium in Leo + North Node + PLU Trine NEP
Camille's birth time is not confirmed (see link above), but we can see that her husband would have Leo qualities: comedy, and seeks out many lovers (Jupiter + Pluto). He was a comedian (Leo/5th) Add one degree when a planet is retrograde which shows Jupiter at 18° - the Evil Degree.
For decades, women envied Camille Cosby. Bill Cosby would speak endearingly about "Cami--lllle" when he would perform his famous comedy routines. Everyone thought they had the perfect marriage. He adored her and from all appearances and it seemed that their long-term relationship was solid. But the world would eventually see the dark side of Bill Cosby to the horror of his fans and reportedly Camille. She continues to stick by Cosby after he was convicted of rape. See Neptune on Camille's 7th house cusp (lies, deception, sham). She appeared to adore and accept his alleged lies (Neptune "ideallistic").
Khloe Kardashian
Baby Daddy: Cheater, scandal-plagued, delivers shocks
Jupiter r/x + Neptune (scandal) Opposition to 5th Stellium (Family) 8° Pregnancy Scandals
Khloe and Tristan Thompson
Khloe's Jupiter is Influenced By Neptune
Neptune can show that he might go missing/get caught up in scandal
8°: sex = Sex/Pregnancy Scandals
Khloe's birth chart is similar to her sister Kylie's. When Jupiter merges with Neptune it shows a lot of cameras (Neptune: cameras) which naturally activates the scandal energy (especially when JUP is retrograde). Both sisters will endure a lot of shocking moments with their partners.
Charlene, Princess of Monaco
Husband: Cheater, Scandal-plagued, Stuck
JUP r/x in Gemini conjunct Black Moon Lilith w/ Saturn - stuck - aspect
Charlene's natal Jupiter clearly shows that her husband would be a prince; he would rule over a small principality that is very old (Saturn). Jupiter r/x trining Saturn might show a long marriage yet endures many fights in public (Mars opposes Sun - govt in 10th).
Charlene's 7th house lord, Saturn, is weak and retrograde and rests on the royal fixed star Regulus. She is the mother of twins (Gemini) and has visited "convalescent" facilities since the time of her marriage yet there is no clear official reason. Her 7th house lord, Saturn, is retrograde and rests on the royal fixed star Regulus.
Princess Charlene of Monaco, a former Olympic swimmer, has been called "The Reluctant Princess," when rumors swirled following an alleged exit days before her royal wedding to Prince Albert. The princess was allegedly "persuaded" to return at the airport by courtiers. Prince Albert is the father of three children outside of wedlock; one was conceived while Charlene and Prince Albert were dating.
Charlene's Jupiter r/x is trining Saturn (delay) so it appears that she is being persuaded to stay with the wealthy prince in the Kingdom for a lengthy period (see the 2nd house of money and assets), similar to Princess Diana and Melania Trump (below). As with Khloe Kardashian, Jupiter r/x links up with Neptune (opposition in her chart) "sex scandals."
Anna Faris
Husband: Leaves Everything Behind, Cheating Rumors, Shocking Divorce
JUP r/x + Black Moon Lilith + South Node (leave wife behind) + Chiron + ALGOL
Hollywood was shocked when Anna Faris and Chris Pratt announced their divorce. Similar to Jen Aniston's natal chart, below, Anna's South Node lurks near Jupiter r/x which shows a husband leaving their life behind.
Anna's Jupiter rx is within 2° to the fixed star Algol, which can show much suffering and even dangerous endings, which thankfully Anna did not experience. It's most potent when partile or within 1°. Anna joins Princess Charlene, Camille Cosby and Paula Patton and combines aspects of Chiron, Black Moon Lilith and South Node. Anna reportedly left her 1st husband around the time she met Chris.
Lisa Marie Presley
Husband: Scandal-plagued, Shocks, Quick Divorces
JUP r/x + URA/PLU
Lisa Marie Presley has had heartache with each of her marriages. It shouldn’t come as a surprise that when she tied the knot or served divorce papers, it would be a huge shock (Pluto + Uranus) like when the public found out about her marriage to Michael Jackson. The biggest shock, however, was when her son tragically committed suicide (Uranus, “suicide”). Her Jupiter is ruler also represents her fifth house of children.
URA/PLU affects: major life changes
The world was shocked when Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson and actor Nicolas Cage.
Jennifer Aniston
Husband: Cheater
JUP r/x + South Node (leaves wife behind) + URA/PLU in Libra (Marriage)
Jennifer Aniston's Jupiter r/x shows a sizable, shocking divorce (Jupiter, "big," Uranus, "divorce" "shock"). Pitt would run off to a foreign country (12th/foreign) and begin a phase of international travel with a woman he met at work, while Jen was at work. Libra also represent marriage - Uranus placed in Libra "to interrupt" a marriage. Opposition to Venus in 6th: Interruption of marriage by a female (Venus in the 6th house, below).
Jupiter r/x in Libra/12°
Libra/Marriage, Uganda, Asia
URA (to split, break)
Libra (Asia)
It was reported in major media outlets that Brad and Angelina took part in a plot
to capture a warlord in Uganda
With Jupiter in Libra, Jen’s husband was very attractive. The South Node shows Pitt leaving the marriage (Libra “marriage”) behind (South Node, “to leave behind”) and would act as if it never happened just like Anna Faris' chart. See Jen's 12th House. Uranus, “divorce”, “fast.”
At the time of the shock, the woman had red hair. (Venus, Aries). She went to battle (Aries) for Jen's husband.
Jen's 6th House of Hidden Enemies/Work
Jen's JUP r/x opposes her 6th house (of work) which also represents that he would take off with a female while Jen was working (6th "work").
Caroline Bessette Kennedy
Husband: Killed, High Risk
JUP r/x in Gemini Grand Square with URA/PLU at 18° and Saturn/Chiron; "EVIL Triangle"
Gemini: Transportation, sibling (Caroline and her sister perished in a transportation-related accident)
JFK Jr. and Caroline Bessette Kennedy, Jr. weren’t just another “It Couple” – they were described as American Royalty. Caroline, a model and publicist at Calvin Klein, was able to capture the heart of the most eligible bachelor of the world at the time, the son of President John F. Kennedy. JFK Jr. had a large family (Jupiter/5th). Caroline’s Jupiter r/x is at the Uranus degree (23°) or “airplane.” In Gemini, her husband had a small (Gemini “small”) airplane. Squaring Pluto and Uranus – a huge shock.
The 4th House is the “End of the Matter” and with malefic North Node on the cusp in Gemini, he would pilot a small plane with Caroline and her sister, Lauren, and all three would be killed in a shocking and tragic plane crash (Gemini “transportation”) in 1999.
Caroline's JUP r/x in the 7th house of partner makes a harsh aspect to PLU retro at 18° and URA (HUGE EVIL SHOCK)
The 18° is the Devil Degree and can show an evil energy and/or an illness. In real estate, avoid house numbers with 18 (and the #4)
Debbie Reynolds
Husband: Cheater, Stole Best Friend
JUP r/x in Leo + NEP (Big Scandal), aspecting South Node (leave wife behind) + URA 18°
JUP r/x + in Leo Trine Uranus/Mercury: Loyalty broken (Friend, Husband)
Leo (Loyalty)
Debbie’s Jupiter reveals a very successful husband in the 11th house of Hopes and Dreams. He has so many friends. Part of Fortune closes the deal... that the world thinks he’s a king.
With the Neptune lurking close by, it might foretell that he was an artist or a Dream Husband. Or if aspected in such away that he might disappear (Neptune “artist,” “dream,” “disappear”).
One reason Liz Taylor (Mercury) had a moment of weakness with Eddie: her then-husband perished in a plane crash (Uranus). Elizabeth was always suffering from an illness (18°). Like Aniston, another woman would fight for/go to battle (Aries) for her husband.
Paula Patton
Husband: Custody Battle, Acrimony, Alleged Cheating, Many Young Ladies (BML)
JUP r/x in Aries (Big Battle) + Black Moon LIlith + Chiron (Pain)
For a time, Paula Patton and Robin Thicke had it all: love, success and a beautiful family.
As entertainers, they were enjoying life and 21 years of marriage. Paula was said to have been flexible with their romantic lifestyle and appeared to co-sign on an open marriage. But the long-term relationship soured. Although Thicke denied cheating allegations, they would battle (Aries) in court over their son. Chiron is seen again as an incredibly painful time with regard to a significant other. Black Moon Lilith combines with the husband's planet, Jupiter r/x.
Melania Trump
Husband: Cheater, Scandal-plagued, Stuck
JUP r/x + NEP opposing Saturn/Sun (stuck with husband and the government)
Melania Trump proves that just because your Jupiter is retrograde, you can still have what many might consider a dream life in many ways. But just like Princess Diana, Cher and Princess Charlene, Melania's Jupiter is in poor aspect (opposing Saturn) which indicates he is not willing to let her go or there are circumstances that delay her from separation. For a full reading on their wedding chart, go to Forensic Astrologer on Instagram:
JUP Retro opposed her natal Sun and Saturn. Sun (government)
JUP r/x + NEP = Lots of cameras, BIG scandals
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were married in 2008 and Mariah gave birth to twins. They are still on good terms. Jupiter in Scorpio in this case – Nick would later father seven children with four women – many (Jupiter) pregnancies (Scorpio). In this case 4/5 degree – Cancer/Leo – many mothers and children!
There are so many possibilities of how your Jupiter will behave that there's no reason to be fearful - just aware. It's a lesson to be thoughtful as you approach new relationships. As a Forensic Astrologer, I’ve seen too many aspects pointing toward a bad Jupiter or Lord of the 7th that resulted in a very chaotic ending.
In many cases, however, we poorly aspected Jupiter holders may not have had long-term marriages but in some cases that's a blessing!
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